- me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
- my mom texting me: c u l8r. lve u2.
me when i have kids
- daughter/son: hey mom i really like this ban-
- me: OHMYGOD WHEN DOES THEIR TOUR START? DO YOU WANT SOME BAND MERCH?? WHEN ARE THEY COMING HERE? DO U WANT SOME TICKETS TO GO SEE THEM? DO U WANT VIP TICKETS?? DO U WANT TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE WITH ME TO GO MEET THEM? DO U WANT ME TO FANGIRL WITH U? U WANT ME TO HELP U GET TO THE BARRICADE ? U WANNA GET MATCHING SHIRTS??











