• me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
  • my mom texting me: c u l8r. lve u2.
leluxefashion:

L E L U X E F A S H I O N
lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

me when i have kids

  • daughter/son: hey mom i really like this ban-
  • me: OHMYGOD WHEN DOES THEIR TOUR START? DO YOU WANT SOME BAND MERCH?? WHEN ARE THEY COMING HERE? DO U WANT SOME TICKETS TO GO SEE THEM? DO U WANT VIP TICKETS?? DO U WANT TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE WITH ME TO GO MEET THEM? DO U WANT ME TO FANGIRL WITH U? U WANT ME TO HELP U GET TO THE BARRICADE ? U WANNA GET MATCHING SHIRTS??
iheartstarsandbows:

That’s whats up